
We Don't Care Unisex Pullover Hoodie
This one’s for the women who has a schedule full of "nope." This tank is the official uniform of women who finally figured out that caring what others think is the fastest route to burnout.
With buttery-soft cotton and DGAF energy, it pairs perfectly with your favorite CVG leggings, strong boundaries, and iced coffee brewed with spite and serenity.
🧡 Here’s what’s packed in this wearable mood swing:
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Retro boldness meets grown-ass woman confidence
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Looks amazing on beach walks, gym runs, or while blocking toxic texts
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Built for the kind of woman who knows her worth and isn’t sending out memos about it
Serving you “main character energy,” even when you're just walking the dog.
Fast Shipping
Each shirt is hand-printed are with care and shipped swiftly within 3-5 days from our base in Reno, Nevada, ensuring you receive your Old Lady Gains apparel in no time.
We're currently partnering with printers worldwide to provide domestic shipping in 7 countries.

Designed & Printed in Pinehurst, North Carolina
Designed and hand-printed in Moore County, North Carolina, our shirts empower women over 40 to stay strong, stylish, and unapologetically bold.
Ordinary to OLG Extraordinary


Empowering Designs
Old Lady Gains designs are meticulously crafted to inspire and empower wearers, encouraging them to embrace their strength and confidence in every step.
Extreme Comfort
Old Lady Gains apparel provides extreme comfort for those who refuse to compromise on style while embracing their active lifestyle.
Woman-Owned Business
Old Lady Gains is proudly woman owned and crafted to empowers women to conquer their fitness journey with style and confidence at any age.