
Chronologically Badass Unisex Triblend Tee
Welcome to the Old Lady Gain's Country Gym, where we serve sass by the stack and flex by the plate. This limited-edition tee serves retro rebellion on a warm, buttery backdrop—with a side of barbell plates and a bicep curl that’ll knock the gravy off your grid.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Old-school charm meets new-school strength
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Soft, lived-in feel—just like that rocking chair, minus the creak
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Flex-friendly fit that says “I age like whiskey, lift like thunder”
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Pairs well with deadlifts, deviled eggs, and not giving a damn
Wear it to:
Your next lift, your next family reunion, or that country breakfast where you out-sass every table from here to menopause.
Fast Shipping
Each shirt is hand-printed are with care and shipped swiftly within 3-5 days from our base in Reno, Nevada, ensuring you receive your Old Lady Gains apparel in no time.
We're currently partnering with printers worldwide to provide domestic shipping in 7 countries.

Designed & Printed in Pinehurst, North Carolina
Designed and hand-printed in Moore County, North Carolina, our shirts empower women over 40 to stay strong, stylish, and unapologetically bold.
Ordinary to OLG Extraordinary


Empowering Designs
Old Lady Gains designs are meticulously crafted to inspire and empower wearers, encouraging them to embrace their strength and confidence in every step.
Extreme Comfort
Old Lady Gains apparel provides extreme comfort for those who refuse to compromise on style while embracing their active lifestyle.
Woman-Owned Business
Old Lady Gains is proudly woman owned and crafted to empowers women to conquer their fitness journey with style and confidence at any age.