Emotionally Checked Out Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Because feelings are for people who still return calls and tolerate group texts.
This isn’t a phase—it’s a protective response to years of being the default emotional support human. Congratulations, you’ve reached your final form: gloriously detached, selectively social, and fluent in “Nope.” This tee is for the over-40 woman who’s traded emotional availability for peace, eye rolls, and aggressively ignoring red flags with the elegance of a seasoned pro.
✨ Why this is basically your emotional support shirt:
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As soft as your give-a-damn used to be
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Goes with everything—especially your permanent state of disengagement
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Lets everyone know you’re not mean, just done
Throw it on for PTA meetings, awkward family dinners, or any event where people expect you to care. Spoiler alert: you won’t.
Emotionally Checked Out. Physically present. Spiritually on a beach with zero Wi-Fi.
Fast Shipping
Each shirt is hand-printed are with care and shipped swiftly within 3-5 days from our base in Reno, Nevada, ensuring you receive your Old Lady Gains apparel in no time.
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Designed & Printed in Pinehurst, North Carolina
Designed and hand-printed in Moore County, North Carolina, our shirts empower women over 40 to stay strong, stylish, and unapologetically bold.
Ordinary to OLG Extraordinary
Empowering Designs
Old Lady Gains designs are meticulously crafted to inspire and empower wearers, encouraging them to embrace their strength and confidence in every step.
Extreme Comfort
Old Lady Gains apparel provides extreme comfort for those who refuse to compromise on style while embracing their active lifestyle.
Woman-Owned Business
Old Lady Gains is proudly woman owned and crafted to empowers women to conquer their fitness journey with style and confidence at any age.
