Caring is Cancelled Unisex Pullover Hoodie
For the woman who’s done playing nice just to make everyone else comfortable.
Slide over, society—we’re done performing emotional labor in full glam. This unapologetic graphic features the Grim Reaper in a red wagon, coasting straight past your expectations with the kind of flair only a woman over 40 can pull off. Wrapped in sass, zero Fs given, and gliding on the smooth wheels of midlife wisdom, this tee says what your face has been saying since 1997: “I’m not here to soothe your insecurities.”
Made for the bold, the free, and the fully booked. Pair it with your deadpan stare and a tumbler full of electrolytes (or something stronger—we don’t judge).
🖤 Why you'll love it:
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Empowering AF
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Looks killer with messy buns and boundaries
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Feels like a one-way ticket to not explaining yourself ever again
Warning: May cause sudden bouts of peace, power, and people-pleasing amnesia.
Fast Shipping
Each shirt is hand-printed are with care and shipped swiftly within 3-5 days from our base in Reno, Nevada, ensuring you receive your Old Lady Gains apparel in no time.
We're currently partnering with printers worldwide to provide domestic shipping in 7 countries.
Designed & Printed in Pinehurst, North Carolina
Designed and hand-printed in Moore County, North Carolina, our shirts empower women over 40 to stay strong, stylish, and unapologetically bold.
Ordinary to OLG Extraordinary
Empowering Designs
Old Lady Gains designs are meticulously crafted to inspire and empower wearers, encouraging them to embrace their strength and confidence in every step.
Extreme Comfort
Old Lady Gains apparel provides extreme comfort for those who refuse to compromise on style while embracing their active lifestyle.
Woman-Owned Business
Old Lady Gains is proudly woman owned and crafted to empowers women to conquer their fitness journey with style and confidence at any age.
