Older Than Google Muscle Tank

Older Than Google Muscle Tank
Older Than Google Muscle Tank
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If you remember growing up without the Internet and are now working on the best version of yourself, this is the perfect top to celebrate your awesomeness.

Crafted with care and a splash of spunk, this workout top combines style, comfort, and a whole lot of attitude. The front proudly boasts the witty message, "Older than Google, stronger than WiFi," because let's face it, you've got the experience and resilience that technology can only dream of!

But that's not all! This workout top is more than just a statement piece. It's made from high-quality, breathable fabric that feels like a gentle hug against your skin. The moisture-wicking technology keeps you cool and dry, no matter how intense your workouts get. So whether you're pumping iron, hitting the yoga mat, or dominating a Zumba class, this top has got your back (and your front) covered!

So go ahead, ladies! Embrace your inner tech-savvy, WiFi-crushing, Google-outliving goddess with the Old Lady Gains Workout Top. It's time to redefine what it means to be fabulous, fierce, and forever young at heart. Get ready to slay those workouts and inspire everyone around you. Age may be creeping up, but your strength knows no bounds!

      Specifications

      FABRIC:  District Clothing - 4.5-ounce tai-blend material made of 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon, 32 singles

      A relaxed body and low-cut armholes give this tank a modern twist on a throwback silhouette

      COLOR: Heathered Charcoal, Flint Blue Heathered

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      Size 2 4/6 8/10 12/14 16/18 20/22 24/26 28/30
      Bust 32-34 35-36 37-38 39-41 42-44 45-47 48-51 52-55
      Shipping

      WORLDWIDE SHIPPING: We do ship worldwide. 

      Note: Some countries may charge extra duties and tax when your package arrives. These charges are not included in the shipping fees.

      PROCESSING TIME: We process all orders within 1-2 business days.

      Note: If you place an order after 1 pm PST on a Friday, your order may not ship until the following Monday or Tuesday.

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