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Older Than Google Unisex Tee

3 total reviews

Regular price $27.00

Size

HALTER TANK PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS

District ® Women's Perfect Tri ® Rocker Tank. DT137L

XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL
Body Length at Back 24 3/4 25 1/4 25 3/4 26 1/4 26 3/4 27 1/4 27 3/4 28 1/4
Bust 16 17 18 19 1/2 21 22 1/2 24 1/2 26 1/2

BODY LENGTH AT BACK

Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.

BUST

Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.

CROP TANK PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS

BELLA+CANVAS ® Women's Racerback Cropped Tank. BC6682

S M L XL 2XL
Size 4/6 8/10 12/14 16/18 20/22
Body Length at Back 19 1/4 20 22 24 26
Bust 16 1/4 17 3/4 19 1/2 21 1/2 23 1/2

BODY LENGTH AT BACK

Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.

BUST

Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.

WOMEN'S V-NECK TEE PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS

District ® Women's CVC V-Neck Tee 

XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL
Bust 16 3/4 17 3/4 18 3/4 20 1/4 21 3/4 23 3/4 25 3/4 27 3/4
Sleeve Length from Center Back 13 13 1/2 14 14 3/4 15 1/2 16 1/4 17 17 3/4
Body Length at Back 25 1/2 26 26 1/2 27 1/4 28 28 1/2 29 29
Color

If you remember growing up without the Internet and are now working on the best version of yourself, this is the perfect top to celebrate your awesomeness.

Crafted with care and a splash of spunk, this workout top combines style, comfort, and a whole lot of attitude. The front proudly boasts the witty message, "Older than Google, stronger than WiFi," because let's face it, you've got the experience and resilience that technology can only dream of!

But that's not all! This workout top is more than just a statement piece. It's made from high-quality, breathable fabric that feels like a gentle hug against your skin. The moisture-wicking technology keeps you cool and dry, no matter how intense your workouts get. So whether you're pumping iron, hitting the yoga mat, or dominating a Zumba class, this top has got your back (and your front) covered!

So go ahead, ladies! Embrace your inner tech-savvy, WiFi-crushing, Google-outliving goddess with the Old Lady Gains Workout Top. It's time to redefine what it means to be fabulous, fierce, and forever young at heart. Get ready to slay those workouts and inspire everyone around you. Age may be creeping up, but your strength knows no bounds!

    • Best selling t-shirt
    • Premium quality graphic workout tanks
    • Ethically sourced
    • Female masters athlete approved
    • Printed in the USA by Old Lady Gains
    Specifications

    FABRIC: Bella Cavas Tri-Blend. 50% poly 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 25% rayon, 40 single 3.8 oz.

    FREE OLG sticker with every order.

    Sizing

    FIT: This is a Unisex tee.

    XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
    Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
    Body Length Tolerance 3/4 3/4 3/4 3/4 3/4 3/4 3/4 3/4
    Chest Tolerance 3/4 3/4 3/4 3/4 3/4 3/4 3/4 3/4
    Chest Width (Laid Flat) 16 1/2 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
    Sleeve Length 8 8 1/4 8 5/8 9 1/2 9 5/8 10 1/4 10 7/8 11 1/2
    Shipping

    WORLDWIDE SHIPPING: We do ship worldwide. 

    Note: Some countries may charge extra duties and tax when your package arrives. These charges are not included in the shipping fees.

    PROCESSING TIME: We process all orders within 1-2 business days.

    Note: If you place an order after 1 pm PST on a Friday, your order may not ship until the following Monday or Tuesday.

    Customer Reviews

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    Brenda Huckeba
    Soooo soft!!!

    These are wonderful! Packed nicely; delivered quickly!! Love. Them!!!

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    Carolina

    Great shirt and great company! Love the message in the shirt, I only wish they could print them on ladies style shirts.

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    Carolina

    Great shirt and great company! Love the message on the shirt I only wish they would print them ladies cut styles shirts.

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