Older Than Google Crop Tank

Older Than Google Crop Tank
Older Than Google Crop Tank
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Regular price $27.00

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If you remember growing up without the Internet and are now working on the best version of yourself, this is the perfect top to celebrate your awesomeness.

Crafted with care and a splash of spunk, this workout top combines style, comfort, and a whole lot of attitude. The front proudly boasts the witty message, "Older than Google, stronger than WiFi," because let's face it, you've got the experience and resilience that technology can only dream of!

But that's not all! This workout top is more than just a statement piece. It's made from high-quality, breathable fabric that feels like a gentle hug against your skin. The moisture-wicking technology keeps you cool and dry, no matter how intense your workouts get. So whether you're pumping iron, hitting the yoga mat, or dominating a Zumba class, this top has got your back (and your front) covered!

So go ahead, ladies! Embrace your inner tech-savvy, WiFi-crushing, Google-outliving goddess with the Old Lady Gains Workout Top. It's time to redefine what it means to be fabulous, fierce, and forever young at heart. Get ready to slay those workouts and inspire everyone around you. Age may be creeping up, but your strength knows no bounds!

    • Best selling crop tank top
    • Premium quality graphic workout tanks
    • Ethically sourced
    • Female masters athlete approved
    • Printed in the USA by Old Lady Gains

    FABRIC:  Bella Canvas 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly jersey, 32 single.  Sideseamed. Relaxed, cropped fit. Racerback. Raw edge arm holes.

    COLOR: Dusty Blue, Black


    NOTE: These do shrink a little. 

    NOTE: This is a crop top and not a full length tank.

    S M L XL 2XL
    FLOWY 0-2 2-4 6-10 10-14 14-18

    WORLDWIDE SHIPPING: We do ship worldwide. 

    Note: Some countries may charge extra duties and tax when your package arrives. These charges are not included in the shipping fees.

    PROCESSING TIME: We process all orders within 1-2 business days.

    Note: If you place an order after 1 pm PST on a Friday, your order may not ship until the following Monday or Tuesday.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 1 review
    Great Shirt - Love the color

    Love the quality of these shirts! Bought myself this one for my birthday.

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